Blame Tree Sexism. That’s It. That’s The Subject Line.

Good morning, my doves! It’s Thursday morning and I just realized I somehow got maple syrup on the keyboard of my personal laptop, as if I need another demonstration of my being a walking, talking caricature of myself. And if you’re asking how maple syrup got anywhere near my laptop, it should be known that maple syrup is, hands down, the best sweetener for your morning coffee.

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TO THE INTERNET!

You’re awesome. So down that hot beverage, put on some pants, and grab today by the tail. And be kind to each other, per usual.

xoxo Amy