Cannot Come Up With A Subject Line To Save My Life This Morning, So... HI!
Quick one—I let myself sleep in until 6 am this morning (shocker, I know!) so I have less time in which to make coffee, slap some make-up on my face, and prepare myself to cosplay being a grown-up for the day.
TO THE INTERNET!
I cannot stop laughing at this: ‘Jack Dorsey’s First Tweet’ NFT Went on Sale for $48M. It Ended With a Top Bid of Just $280 (CoinDesk)
My dislike for Elon Musk grows every day: Elon Musk Makes $43 Billion Unsolicited Bid to Take Twitter Private (Bloomberg) - also, can someone explain to me how these stunts aren’t merely stock market manipulation? Also, who has $43B lying around?!? And if you do, can you spot a friend?
I mean, I’m not surprised, but also what a bunch of craven hypocrites, I’m screaming at my laptop: Mark Meadows removed from NC voter roll amid election fraud investigation (Asheville Citizen Times)
And here I am complaining about how the pandemic has aged me: Images of Zelenskyy show the physical toll that trauma and stress can have on the body (NPR)
That’s it, that’s all! Be kind to each other, won’t you?