Don't Worry: It's Just 2018, Here to Ruin Your Childhood.
Good morning! One of my dogs got a haircut yesterday, and there may or may not be a photo of him somewhere in this email (hint: there is.)
Paris is swarming with rats. And if you thought I was going to make a Remy / tiny mouse chef hat joke, you underestimate me. GOOD DAY.
Tony Perkins, a conservative evangelical and president of the Family Research Council who called the Obama birth certificate hysteria a “legitimate issue,” and said that the anti-Gay Uganda bill that included a death sentence upheld “moral conduct” is giving Trump “a mulligan… a do-over” on his various personal affairs, which included paying off an adult film actress $130,000 through a shittily-assembled shell company immediately before the election. Coolcoolcoolcoolcool.
Here’s a photo of Teddy to assuage your rage.
It seems the legalization of cannabis may be connected to a drop in alcohol sales. Which makes me think we should be watching for booze companies getting into the weed business.
Between neo-Nazi trolls descending on Whitefish, Montana and doxxing a Rabbi, and the open anti-semitism of Paul Ryan’s primary challengerand his Twitter mob… welp, not much to observe, just super shitty and scary.
San Francisco politics are, per usual, messy AF. From Mission Local: Mark Farrell is your new mayor — and pandemonium ensues
And finally - yes, this is Vice article is probably NSF Life - The Guy Who Played Barney the Dinosaur Now Runs a Tantric Sex Business.
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