Eggplants, Allergies, and Dried Buckets o' Dinner at Church
Darlings! Pause for a second from spending all of your money on Anker charging accessories and read the stuff below.
Hang on to your eggplants: An Israeli court says emojis can signal your intent and ordered a couple to pay for misleading a landlord about a potential rental.
A firestorm flared up recently as the city of New Orleans removed memorials to Confederate soldiers and leaders. In response, NOLA mayor Mitch Landrieu stood out in front of his city and elegantly rebutted false-historical justifications for keeping them. Read his speech. As Esquire noted, "Sometimes, and not nearly often enough, a politician sees his way through the fog that surrounds his daily occupation and arrives at a truth so solid and unyielding that the politician can't do anything else except share it with the world.”
Remember: don’t ever let sex scandals, rape allegations and accounting fraud keep you from your dream career of telling people they’re going to hell through their TVs. Guys, TV evangelist Jim Bakker is back! Only this time he’s lacking his deceased first wife Tammy Faye and is about 2000% more survivalist.
If you don’t feel like sleeping this week, take a gander at the Washington Post’s visualization of a month of breaking news.
And finally, yes, my allergies are making me dumber. Cursed super bloom.