Hello Darkness, My Old Friend, Hope This Email Finds You Well.

Ducklings! Trying to write this last night because I have a 7 am call with the East Coast today, so let’s see if evening Amy is more or less fun to read… WE SHALL SEE. (Editor’s note: Morning Amy is not liable for the nonsense of Evening Amy, who is sleepy and and in PJs and just wants to go to read and go to bed. Also, Morning Amy is caffeinated and therefore always more fun to deal with.)

Editor’s note: it seems Evening Amy is much saltier and gives far fewer hecks than Morning Amy. The Morning Missive Editorial Board (of plants) will need to reconsider letting her guest host again.

Appreciate you all! Wear your masks, and be kind to each other, won’t you?

xoxo Amy