Hello Darkness, My Old Friend I Just Can't Seem To Convince To Take One Darned Week Off, Come On Now!
My darlings! How are we doing? Are we staying safe and sane? Not going to lie, my initial relaxation and relief from Saturday’s celebrations has given way to fear and dread as GOP operatives around the country try and sue Trump’s way to a second term, Republican politicians play footsy with a constitutional crisis, and the Trump-appointed administrator of the General Services Administration (GSA) refuses to turn over the keys to the castle (and funding, and access to security briefings!) that an acknowledgment of a Biden win would give the President-elect’s transition team. Oh yea, that existential anxiety is back, baby!
TO THE INTERNET
Biden has a presidential historian as one of his speechwriters and that fills my heart with joy and hope.
Lawyers at some of the law firms representing Trump’s various lawsuits around the country are “worried about undermining the electoral system.” NO SH!T, SHERLOCKS.
One of the “GOP superlawyer”s in charge of the 2000 election lawsuits has come out swinging denouncing Trump’s attempts to delegitimize the election result. And lest you think this is some RINO, you should know he also advised the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth that attacked Senator Kerry’s war record during his failed 2004 campaign.
Spelling matters, fam: Kidnapper Caught After He Made Spelling Mistakes in Ransom Note.
This is all I ever needed, and I didn’t even know I needed it: VR Furries Are Now Running Around The Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
And finally, this headline is my everything: TikTok says the Trump administration has forgotten about trying to ban it, would like to know what’s up. Dear The Verge: never change.
Y’all are delightful. Keep sending me those puppy and kitty photos, my brain needs a salve this morning. Be kind to each other, and wear a darned mask, please.