How Many String Café Lights Are Too Many String Café Lights For One Apartment? Asking For A Decorating-Challenged Canadian.
Good morning, poppets! Happy Monday, I type as I decided that today was a “swearing grammar” mug day, because why the heck not.
Also, I’d like to mark something here: I was so busy moving last week that I missed my booze-soberversary on the 17th. Pointed it out to my Mum, and she sent me this.
So hey, if you’re out there and you’re sick of struggling with substances, it can get better. It can get so profoundly better. I’m here if you want to chat.
TO THE INTERNET!
You must read friend of the Missive Christopher Mims’s: “Online Speech Is Now an Existential Question for Tech.” (Wall Street Journal)
And meanwhile… welp: “Mark Changed The Rules”: How Facebook Went Easy On Alex Jones And Other Right-Wing Figures. (BuzzFeed News)
This isn’t good: Scoop: Trump to claim total control of GOP (Axios)
But this is: Ocasio-Cortez fundraising for Texas relief reaches $4.7M (The Hill)
To whomever sent me this, I apologize for forgetting, but thank you for this heartwarming reminder that not everyone is garbage and, in fact, some are downright kind: Alex Trebek’s Wardrobe Is Donated to Formerly Incarcerated Men. (The New York Times)
And finally, thank goodness my aging eyes are protecting the rest of me: Glasses-Wearers Up To Three Times Less Likely To Catch Coronavirus, Study Suggests. Now can someone PLEASE figure out a better was to prevent fogged up glasses while wearing masks? KTHXBAI. (The Independent)
Wear your masks, be kind to each other, and have a great week!