I'm Sorry Sir, You Have The Hipster Effect. My Condolences To Your Pet Raccoon.

Darlings! It’s still raining in San Francisco, though I am happy to report that I only have one leak in my roof! Yay! Nothing like sky-high rent without seemingly basic requirements of a domicile, like waterproofness of ceiling coverings.

• I love the television show Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and since it was revived by NBC, I am so happy to see it getting love all over the place: Sitcoms usually get meaner as they get older. Not Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

• Conservative blog The Bulwark looks at the evangelical obsession with and forgiveness of a thrice-married-womanizing-serial-liar president. Hint: it’s because they’re really afraid of losing political power.

• Nick Statt at the Verge will now take questions about the insanity that is Twitter DMCA takedown notices involved in online comedy stealing. FYI, the video in question, while hilarious, has totally NSFW language so, you know, get those headphones on y’all!

• Article I love, but def don’t understand: The hipster effect: Why anti-conformists always end up looking the same. Thank you Brandeis University mathematician Jonathan Touboul for sciencing the flabbergasting adoption of normcore for me.

• And finally, Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation.

You’re awesome! Be kind to each other.

Xoxox Amy