I Think I’m Going To Need Extrovert Lessons Once This Is All Over Because I’m Pretty Sure I Can No Longer People.
Good morning, my lovelies! Y’all know I believe in honesty and cannot stand lying, so in case you were wondering, I believe that April Fools' is just an excuse for people to indulge in barely-acceptable sociopathy by (often) punching down. Now excuse me while I wrap myself in a blanket burrito and ignore the internet for the rest of the day.
J/K, here’s some internet for you, there’s no actual way I can stay off of it.
Get it, NY! New York Legalizes Recreational Marijuana, Tying Move to Racial Equity (NYT) Now if only the federal government could get on this bandwagon… (Bloomberg)
Loving these shipping industry takes on the big and (formerly) stuck boat: I've sailed the Suez canal on a cargo ship – it's no wonder the Ever Given got stuck (The Guardian)
We’re going to be dealing with the collective trauma of the past year for generations - This is your brain on pandemic: What chronic stress is doing to us. (h/t Mum)
The Louvre has put its entire collection online! ART HISTORY NERDS, ASSEMBLE. (CNN)
Gonna answer this question posed by NPR with a HELL YES: Should Masking Last Beyond The Pandemic? Flu And Colds Are Down, Spurring A Debate.
And finally, sometimes randomly scrolling Twitter gives you stories about missing cows with headlines like this: Anne Arundel family moo-ved after Facebook sleuths help 3 escaped cows come home. A whole town helped get them home safe!
You’re lovely. Be kind to yourself, and wear that mask, please!