I've got a job for you...
If you’re an American citizen, can you do one thing for me this morning?
Check if you are registered to vote
If you are not, register
If you’ve moved, re-register
AND HERE’S THE IMPORTANT PART.
Go to the social media of your choice and ask your friends to do the same thing:
Here’s some sample text you can share:
You can only bitch or complain if you vote. Are you registered? #giveashit2016 http://www.rockthevote.com/get-informed/elections/am-i-registered-to-vote/
I’m registered to vote because I care about what happens in November. Are you? #giveashit2016 http://www.rockthevote.com/get-informed/elections/am-i-registered-to-vote/
Imaginary studies show that registering to vote clears your skin and makes you sing better. Register, already. #giveashit2016
So yea, let’s get to reading.
Twitter account to follow RIGHT NOW: @SickOfWolves
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Thing That is Cool but Couldn’t Possibly Go Sideways: The Commission on Presidential Debates will be sourcing questions from Social Media.
Thing That Exists in 2016: On ‘Dr. Oz,’ Trump Offers Placebo Transparency
Nope, no bubble here, nope: former Unicorn media company Mode (nee Glam) shuts down.
And finally, the LOLiest mother / daughter interaction: This Mom & Daughter's Text Thread About Trying To Buy Tampons Is A Drama For The Ages (thank you to all who sent, especially JN!)
I love you guys. I really do.