I've got a job for you...

If you’re an American citizen, can you do one thing for me this morning?

• Go to http://www.rockthevote.com/get-informed/elections/am-i-registered-to-vote/

• Check if you are registered to vote

• If you are not, register

• If you’ve moved, re-register

AND HERE’S THE IMPORTANT PART.

• Go to the social media of your choice and ask your friends to do the same thing:

• Here’s some sample text you can share:

  • You can only bitch or complain if you vote. Are you registered? #giveashit2016 http://www.rockthevote.com/get-informed/elections/am-i-registered-to-vote/

  • I’m registered to vote because I care about what happens in November. Are you? #giveashit2016 http://www.rockthevote.com/get-informed/elections/am-i-registered-to-vote/

  • Imaginary studies show that registering to vote clears your skin and makes you sing better. Register, already. #giveashit2016

So yea, let’s get to reading.

Twitter account to follow RIGHT NOW: @SickOfWolves

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And finally, the LOLiest mother / daughter interaction: This Mom & Daughter's Text Thread About Trying To Buy Tampons Is A Drama For The Ages (thank you to all who sent, especially JN!)

I love you guys. I really do.
Amy