If You Loved Me, You'd Buy Me A Three Million Dollar Fish, And Other Awful First Date Openers.
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Hello sweethearts! I’m moving a bit slow this morning, so slow in fact that I violated the law of San Francisco Coffee Snobbery and busted out my emergency instant coffee because I didn’t feel like handgrinding the beans. Which is what I normally do. Because I am a parody of myself.
If You Loved Me, You'd Buy Me A Three Million Dollar Fish, And Other Awful First Date Openers.
If You Loved Me, You'd Buy Me A Three Million…
If You Loved Me, You'd Buy Me A Three Million Dollar Fish, And Other Awful First Date Openers.
Hello sweethearts! I’m moving a bit slow this morning, so slow in fact that I violated the law of San Francisco Coffee Snobbery and busted out my emergency instant coffee because I didn’t feel like handgrinding the beans. Which is what I normally do. Because I am a parody of myself.