If You’re Going To Be Sexist, FFS Find a Better Pun

My darlings, it’s been a while! And since I’ve been gone, a whole bunch o’ stuff went down, some for the good, some for the insane. Don’t worry, we’re still deep in SNAFU territory. As Matt Novak said in his piece about how Chuck Grassley started tweeting the POTUS account to ask about a lack of response to H1-B immigration reform, "Everything is broken and we’re all going to die because our leaders are idiots.”

And then there are those things that just make me howl at the moon. For instance: yesterday, the Daily Mail covered a meeting of British PM Theresa May and First Minister of Scotland Nicola Sturgeon with the headline “Never mind Brexit, who won Legs-it”. but hey, sexism is all in our heads y’all, we live in an equal society, it was just a compliment, you shouldn’t take things so seriously because the media said Obama and Trudeau were good looking so why aren't you also pointing that out? you always make sure a big deal out of things, they should be flattered that people are noticing their legs, jeez it was just a joke, feminists are so uptight, this is why hillary lost, why are you being so shrill about this?

All I’m saying is that I am not sad the Animal Revolution is upon us, and I welcome our benevolent fluffy overlords.

It me.