Good morning, my loves! It’s going to get down to minus 30 degrees Celsius in Calgary today… nothing to say about that, just wanted some sympathy up here :)

Here’s some stuff to read!

• Alexis Madrigal delved into the world of zombie clothing brands on Instagram. While we’re at it, let’s do something about the constant flow of bra ads as well.

• Today, in Raiders of the Lost Ark face-melting gifs: when the film All the Money in the World scheduled re-shoots to remove Kevin Spacey from the film, Mark Wahlberg was paid $1.5 million to re-do the scenes. His co-star Michelle Williams was paid $1,000.

• Person you need to follow on Twitter: The actor Sam Neil, who has an animal-filled winery in New Zealand, from which he tweets about his pigs and ducks and pinot.

• Also on BuzzFeed: learn how to burn a candle, you filthy animal.

• And the headline of the day goes to Jalopnik: “The 2019 Mini Cooper Is So British It Will Set Up Colonies And Has Very Strong Opinions About Cricket.”

Until tomorrow morning, my loves…