Is Setting Up A Google Form To Have People Sign Up To Meet My Puppy After October 1 Something I Should Talk To My Therapist About? Wrong Answers Only.
Dearests! We’re in the midst of a two-day long mini heatwave in San Francisco, and while getting up to 80 and complaining about it would make my colleagues in cities like Chicago and New York scoff, a reminder that none of us in SF have air conditioning, and these are the few days a year I read the Best Portable Air Conditioner article on Wirecutter for a few minutes, see the $600+ cost, and decide instead to point all of the fans at me while I work. So I hope said colleagues enjoy my windswept look, because that’s the vibe I’m aspiring to.
INTERNET TIME
’Scuze me as I curl up into a tiny ball and hyperventilate into a paper bag: Memo shows Trump lawyer's six-step plan for Pence to overturn the election (CNN)
Also, none of this surprises me in the slightest: ‘Private Funding’ Fueled Nazis in Charlottesville: Lawsuit (The Daily Beast)
Anyone who watched The Jinx and saw that end scene won’t be shocked by this in the slighted, but it’s also super interesting to see how renewed interest / an insane HBO documentary series on a long-cold case may have led to a conviction. Robert Durst Found Guilty of Murder After Decades of Suspicion (The New York Times)
This. Is. BONKERS. And not at all how I was expecting this headline to end: He found forgotten letters from the '70s in his attic. Turns out they were missives from the Unabomber (San Francisco Chronicle)
And finally, how we all feel every damned day now: Updated Covid Guidelines: A Flow Chart Wrapped In A Riddle Shrouded In A Clusterf**k (McSweeney’s) You know what, let’s throw in a double dose of McSweeney’s for good measure: Nobody Wants To Be A Serf Anymore.
Be kind to yourself. This means scheduling breaks in your day, getting outside if you are able, and eating more vegetables (yes, I also need to heed this advice, I hope y’all have noticed that these end-of-Missive suggestions are like Stuart Smalley affirmations for me.)
xoxo Amy