Just Say No To Frosted Tips, And Other Late 90s Lessons For The Apocalypse

Darlings, IT’S MY BIRTHDAY MONTH! And if you think that just because I’m turning 35 I’ll somehow “mature” and “realize there’s no such thing as a birthday month,” you’re dead wrong.

Finally, never forget, my doves*. And be kind to each other.

Xoxo Amy

(And yes, that song still slaps ;) )