Darlings, how are you? Today’s list o’ links is a truly eclectic hodge-podge, so let’s cut the small talk and get to the internet!

• Are you like me, wondering whether to go full-on mobile and move most of your work over to an iPad with a keyboard? Luckily David Pierce at the Wall Street Journal has a lovely, non-snarky explanation of each iPad model and he delivers it delightfully. And the video isn’t behind the paywall! Bonus!

• New to the Bay Area and wondering how exactly to achieve the right balance between “I don’t care” and full-on techdoctrination? Well don’t worry, a civic-minded artistic entrepreneur has your back: There's a $500 Silicon Valley investor 'starter kit' poking fun at 'uniform' of venture capitalists.

• OMG history! Duels! In San Francisco!!!

• Gymboree went bankrupt and stuff went DOWN, like the company eliminating the severance plan for some but not all employees. You know, as they were getting fired and counting on said severance to soften the blow. Yay, late-stage capitalism!

• I’m a big bath person, and friend of the Missive Katelyn reminded me of this AMAZING twitter thread on how batcrap crazy bathtub tray product photos are.

• And finally, Reductress sees me: Tammy Commented On Your Long Lunch Like A Trifling Snitch.

You're lovely. Be kind to each other.
xoxo Amy