There’s a great deal out there right now to be genuinely angry about. There's a great deal that happened in the last day to be hysterically angry about. And I don’t know what to say about those awful things, so instead I just keep reading the tragic twitter responses.

So instead, let’s direct our full-throated outrage at the awful humans who fly First Class while their wives sit in coach. Because waaaaaaah, sitting with the normals is just too damned hard to do, and they “find economy unbearable."

Blergh. That cabin in the mountains without WiFi is sounding pretty lovely right now. See y’all tomorrow.