My Dog's New Favorite Game Is Waking Up Every Morning At 4 AM - How's Your Day Going?
Hello, my doves! It’s Thursday, my coffee is extra yummy this morning, and I’m preemptively pumping fresh air into my apartment to offset the incoming high temperatures. Nothing like turning your non-air conditioned home into a hobbit home to keep out warm air to make you feel alive!
I warn you - below is a grab bag of random stuff that is tumbling around my brain, so be prepared for a lack of rhyme and reason. It’s summer, so let’s lean into going down strange knowledge rabbit holes - it’s Dorky Human Summer!
Recently, during the one day of “vacation” prior to my second bout with the ‘Vid, we came upon a silly, magical sparkling water at a gas station, a tallboy can that took me back to college parties that started with good friends and drinking games and ended with sticky floors and nasty headaches. But what was purchased as a joke (“omg, did you see this water, it’s hilarious”) has turned into one of my go-to on-the-go waters, especially since it is in a can, not a plastic bottle. So this Input piece, I never got the appeal of Liquid Death. Then I quit drinking, gets a super metal thumbs up from me. And knowing that Friend of the Missive Alex is also a fan, let it be known: Vive la Liquid Death!
Today, in headlines that made me snort: Indoor Cat Wouldn’t Last A Day In The High-Octane World Of Street Racing (The Onion)
Um, if you’re living that millennial meal delivery lifestyle via Daily Harvest, can you please look in your box and toss this product? Daily Harvest Pulls French Lentil and Leek Crumbles Following Reports of Serious Illness (Eater)
Ummmmmm, in other health news, WTAF?!?! Scientists Concerned About ‘Public Health Threat’ as Man Contracts Super Gonorrhea (Vice)
And finally, stop whatever you’re doing, because I have found your new religion: Chris Evans Finally Did The Puppy Interview — You're Welcome (BuzzFeed News)
You’re swell. Drink some water, get outside, be kind to each other, won’t you?