PSA: Don't Bring A Burrito To A Dog Park Unless You Want To Be The Most Popular Human There.
|Sep 16, 2019|
Lovely ones! It’s a brief one today because I spent all weekend in parks reading The Testaments (verdict on first read: quite good!) so I didn’t spend that much time looking at screens other than my Kindle. Luckily (unluckily? idk) the internet still happened, so here are a few things to get your week going.
Now, if there’s ever been a more 2019 headline: A Gold Toilet Worth Millions Of Dollars Was Stolen From An Art Exhibit.
I totally forget who sent this to me, but thank you if you did: The grandmaster diet: How to lose weight while barely moving. Amazing stat: “Robert Sapolsky, who studies stress in primates at Stanford University, says a chess player can burn up to 6,000 calories a day while playing in a tournament, three times what an average person consumes in a day.”
Were you one of the many humans who went this weeked to watch JLo and crew as Robin Hood strippers stealing cash money from finance bros? Well, you should read The Cut feature that started it all.
Sometimes “tech” company names make for awkward headlines: We Is Sorry About the Weirdness. IMHO missed opportunity for fun headline capitalization with WEirdness, but whatever, I’m no journalist.
And finally, HGTV restored the Brady Bunch house! Because, why the heck not, we’re all going to die some day!
Love y’all. Be kind to each other.