Push That Pull Door Open Like No One Is Watching, We Got You.

Merry Impeachment Day, darlings! And no, I’m going to try and not watch it live, or obsess over it, or force my team to endure my screaming at my screen while it’s going on. Because at the end of the day, we’re all mere mortal sacks of flesh and bones who’ll eventually return to the soil and LOL nothing matters. Especially when the President of the United States sends letters to the Speaker of House that can only be described as bat-poop insane. Folks, take a deep breath and think about what your 2015 brain would do if you were told an IRL POTUS wrote and published this for other humans to see. Actually, don’t, as I don’t want to hasten your return to the aforementioned soil.

You’re all lovely. Be kind to each other.

xoxo Amy