Scary Botox Stories You Tell After Work, and Other Hyper-Relevant Tales by Ted Cruz's Roommate

My darlings! I’m sitting in my kitchen with the rising sun on my face and it is gosh darned delightful and all I want to do is stroll to work with a spring in my step and a grin on my face. So let’s get to the internet before my daily dose of 2019 nihilism sets in. Smooches!

I adore you all. Be kind to each other.

Xoxo Amy