Seasonal Allergies Are Killing My Vibe, And Other Emotional Concepts I Explained To The Spider I Found In My Kitchen This Morning.
Dearests! Let’s dive right in! TO THE INTERNET.
Wouldn’t it be better for everyone’s bodies if we just made CamelBaks cool!?! The thing that puzzles me so much about this trend is how damned heavy that plastic receptacle must be when full. I mean, I have one, and I struggle to take it out of the fridge to fill my smaller bottle (yes, my system is dumb.) Gigantic water bottles are the ridiculous new celebrity ‘It’ accessory (New York Post) And while I’m on this topic, I love that ostensibly this article was set up to mock the young female celebrity’s water consumption habits, but it ends with five versions of the large water bottle, with “buy now” buttons so that the Post can make some sweet sweet affiliate $$$ on that mockery. Quite the business model - neg and ye shall receive [epic eye roll.]
I mean, let’s hope so? Can Biden achieve an FDR-style presidency? A historian sees surprising parallels. (The Washington Post)
You love to see it: Supreme Court Rejects Alex Jones’s Bid to Overturn Sanctions for Rant Threatening Sandy Hook Families’ Lawyer on His Show (Law and Crime)
Flat out bonkers over here: Experience: I tracked down my impostor(The Guardian). Can you imagine being so dedicated to taking credit for someone else’s work that you fake their hand tattoos? And did this individual actually think they were going to get away with it? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
And finally, once again, The Goods by Vox hits it out of the park: The pandemic didn’t kill the bra with the fabulous sub-head “Soft, no-wire bras are finally getting the support they deserve.”
Wear that mask. Be kind to each other. And drink water from your hilariously-sized hamster bottle, ok? Because I will be…