Send Me Stress-Baking Recipes, Because There Are Only So Many Full Loaves of No-Knead Bread I Can Consume.
Happy Tuesday, quarantine-dwellers! Yesterday, we found out that the Bay Area shelter-in-place order has been extended to May 1, which is a very good thing if reports of California’s infection curve flattening are proved accurate. So while there are only so many conversations I can have with my spider plants, our commitment to staying in ensures that we don’t infect others or overwhelm our medical system by getting sick ourselves. But you all know that. Because you are good humans who care about others.
TO THE INTERNET!
I was on the family video call with my clan up in Canada, and I mentioned that some in those country are looking at physical distancing directives as partisan and are ignoring them to “own the libs”, and they looked at me like I was crazy. BECAUSE THAT CONCEPT IS CRAZY, but guess what, it’s happening across this country! The Social-Distancing Culture War Has Begun.
Interested in learning more about how Ronald Reagan survived the attempt on his life? Informative tweetstorms FTW!
Hell yea, collective action to save lives: General Electric Workers Launch Protest, Demand to Make Ventilators.
I’m just saying: I’m a sucker for a sonnet. Bring on quarantine-era courtship! The return of slow courtship to American dating.
And finally, another hero we need! A "Bored" Sports Broadcaster Filmed His Dogs Racing To Eat Their Food And His Commentary Is The Best Thing.
You’re all lovely. Be kind to each other.