Darings, I’m still getting back in the swing of things, so here’s a round up of randomness for your perusing pleasure.

• During a one of my recent fleeting sessions on Twitter, I noticed that with every appointment Trump makes that seems to contradict a campaign narrative, someone asks when Trump voters will realize they’ve been duped. Which assumes that “facts” were ever a determining factor. And thinking that facts vs non-fact is a rigid demarcation is itself moot, because if they didn’t care about Trump's numerous contradictions throughout the campaign, they sure as hell won’t care about whether he’s appointing a couple of Goldman Sachs alumni. Paraphrasing the most magnetic man in the world Gavin Newsom, we should be most afraid they were influenced my Hillary’s speeches.

• Meanwhile, the swamp is well watered: this Vox subhead says it all: He was picked because he raised millions for Trump’s presidential campaign.

• Today in “attempting to enforce blanket attributes on an entire generation of people is futile”: Millennials Aren't Going to Save Us (yea, no shit.)

• Related: Reddit Is Tearing Itself Apart.

• Presented without comment or opinion or experience 😉 A Supermajority of Alamedans Voted for Marijuana Legalization (that’s right, Oakland voted 76% in favor of marijuana legalization…)

• Not that any of that will matter with anti-pot crusader Jeff Sessions as Attorney General, because he’s DEFINITELY coming for your stash, man. Because as Sessions has stated, “good people don’t smoke marijuana.”

• Well, thank god for #vapelife.

• And if you need some images to lower your blood pressure, please meet the blind rescue goat who can only calm down by wearing a duck costume. Or as I call it, a normal Wednesday.

As I mentioned yesterday, I've missed you.