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Sessions and Your Stash, A Goat in a Duck Costume, and Other Reasons You're Super High Right Now.
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Sessions and Your Stash, A Goat in a Duck Costume, and Other Reasons You're Super High Right Now.

Amy Widdowson
Nov 30, 2016
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Darings, I’m still getting back in the swing of things, so here’s a round up of randomness for your perusing pleasure.

  • During a one of my recent fleeting sessions on Twitter, I noticed that with every appointment Trump makes that seems to contradict a campaign narrative, someone asks when Trump voters will realize they’ve been duped. Which assumes that “facts” were ever a determining factor. And thinking that facts vs non-fact is a rigid demarcation is itself moot, because if they didn’t care about Trump's numerous contradictions throughout the campaign, they sure as hell won’t care about whether he’s appointing a couple of Goldman Sachs alumni. Paraphrasing the most magnetic man in the world Gavin Newsom, we should be most afraid they were influenced my Hillary’s speeches.

  • Meanwhile, the swamp is well watered: this Vox subhead says it all: He was picked because he raised millions for Trump’s presidential campaign.

  • Today in “attempting to enforce blanket attributes on an entire generation of people is futile”: Millennials Aren't Going to Save Us (yea, no shit.)

  • Related: Reddit Is Tearing Itself Apart.

  • Presented without comment or opinion or experience 😉 A Supermajority of Alamedans Voted for Marijuana Legalization (that’s right, Oakland voted 76% in favor of marijuana legalization…)

  • Not that any of that will matter with anti-pot crusader Jeff Sessions as Attorney General, because he’s DEFINITELY coming for your stash, man. Because as Sessions has stated, “good people don’t smoke marijuana.”

  • Well, thank god for #vapelife.

  • And if you need some images to lower your blood pressure, please meet the blind rescue goat who can only calm down by wearing a duck costume. Or as I call it, a normal Wednesday.

As I mentioned yesterday, I've missed you.

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