Sessions and Your Stash, A Goat in a Duck Costume, and Other Reasons You're Super High Right Now.
|Nov 30, 2016|
Darings, I’m still getting back in the swing of things, so here’s a round up of randomness for your perusing pleasure.
During a one of my recent fleeting sessions on Twitter, I noticed that with every appointment Trump makes that seems to contradict a campaign narrative, someone asks when Trump voters will realize they’ve been duped. Which assumes that “facts” were ever a determining factor. And thinking that facts vs non-fact is a rigid demarcation is itself moot, because if they didn’t care about Trump's numerous contradictions throughout the campaign, they sure as hell won’t care about whether he’s appointing a couple of Goldman Sachs alumni. Paraphrasing the most magnetic man in the world Gavin Newsom, we should be most afraid they were influenced my Hillary’s speeches.
Meanwhile, the swamp is well watered: this Vox subhead says it all: He was picked because he raised millions for Trump’s presidential campaign.
Today in “attempting to enforce blanket attributes on an entire generation of people is futile”: Millennials Aren't Going to Save Us (yea, no shit.)
Related: Reddit Is Tearing Itself Apart.
Presented without comment or opinion or experience 😉 A Supermajority of Alamedans Voted for Marijuana Legalization (that’s right, Oakland voted 76% in favor of marijuana legalization…)
Not that any of that will matter with anti-pot crusader Jeff Sessions as Attorney General, because he’s DEFINITELY coming for your stash, man. Because as Sessions has stated, “good people don’t smoke marijuana.”
Well, thank god for #vapelife.
And if you need some images to lower your blood pressure, please meet the blind rescue goat who can only calm down by wearing a duck costume. Or as I call it, a normal Wednesday.
As I mentioned yesterday, I've missed you.