Sexy Santa and Sheldon Adelson: Fa la la la la, la la la NOPE.
|Amy Widdowson||Dec 17, 2015|
Hope you were able to sleep last night, even after reading that A Toronto Mall's Sexy Santa Is So Hot, Even Adults Want to Sit in His Lap. SO MUCH NOPE, and come on, Canada, we’d been on such a winning streak of not being weird. Thank you Stephanie for sharing the story that can’t be un-read.
Cards Against Humanity included a poll along with their Eight Sensible Gifts for Hanukkah, in the hopes of finding a "Malcolm Gladwell-esque correlation between two seemingly unrelated things.” Unsurprisingly, a majority of the CAH customers are Sanders supporters. More surprisingly, over half of them have seen at least two Fast and the Furious Movies. Also a bunch of penis jokes.
Good Eggs wanted to disrupt grocery shopping, but it turned out to be a tougher egg to crack than thought (#sorrynotsorry.) Bad joke aside, Stephanie M. Lee of BuzzFeed reminds us that, no matter how much a company is centered on a ‘movement,’ running a food delivery company across multiple states is really, really hard. And expensive.
Yes, Sheldon Adelson Bought The Las Vegas Review-Journal. Or didn’t? Whatever, here’s Five GOP Debates in Five Minutes: The Worst of 2015.
I adore you all :)