Shooting Stars, Self-Care Schemes, Sarcastic "Submission"

Dearests! It’s been a crazy week, so this is the first time I’ve been able to say hello. But I’m way behind on everything in life right now, so this’ll be just a wee round up this morning. Worry not, darling mischeivians, tomorrow’s Reading List - because I am out on Friday to go up north with dear friends and ogle me some shooting stars! - promises to be a doozy.

The former deputy chair of Trump’s 2016 campaign has been, as the kids say, spilling tea on every which place right now, but it also turns out he may have been embezzling cash from every which place back then. Man, those folks hire the best people, don’t they? The very. best. people.

COOLCOOLCOOLCOOLCOOLCOOL: A “North Carolina GOP Candidate Preached Extensively on Wives Submitting to Husbands.

Today, in “we’re doomed” headlines: “These Teens Are Making Thousands Of Dollars Promoting Risky DIY “Self-Care” Tips.” We’re so done, guys.

Speaking of self-care, kudos to The Outline for their header “I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAVE TO SAY THIS BUT…”: Activated Charcoal Is An Actual Detox Product, Which Is Why You Should Avoid It. But I want to look pretty, Outline, and noted science person Gwyneth Paltrow says I should shove it down my gullet or no one will love me! Screw you and your research and your science…

And finally, “Are white people ready to bail on democracy?WELP that’s it, closing up the computer and finding a small mammal to cuddle byeeeee.

Kisses, sweethearts. Be kind to each other <3