Good morning, mein liebchens. Meetings start early this morning, so let’s get into that sweet, sweet content!

• I need you to stop whatever it is you are doing and watch this “PSA”(?!?!?) from Paul Rudd and the State of New York. LET’S YEET THIS VIRUS, fellow certified young people.

• Reading Helen Rosner’s recap of the Princess Bride table read to raise money for the Democratic Party of Wisconsin led me to Mandy Patinkin’s YouTube page where his son asks him and his wife pop culture questions while they eat buttered matzoh as their dog looks on. I’ll be binging this sweet, wholesome content after virtual Erev Rosh Hashanah services on Friday, for sure. 

• Do you need a headline to hurl into the sun? Of course you do! A Doctor Went to His Own Employer for a COVID-19 Antibody Test. It Cost $10,984.

• Ugh: More cities and states are opening bars and restaurants despite mounting evidence of potential danger. 

• And finally, the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards were announced, and I think we can all agree that we’re all the sea turtle right now. 

Y’all are delightful :) Be kind to each other, and as immortal never-ager Paul Rudd tells us, wear your mask, ok? 

xoxo Amy