Tired: Animalless Isolation. Wired: Pandemic Puppy. Inspired: Personal No Drama Llama.
Darlings! Keeping this one short because there’s much to do today and tomorrow as I get ready to take some time off next week. So tomorrow’s Missive will be the last before a week-long hiatus.
TO THE INTERNET!
So the CDC has had to once again warn against drinking hand sanitizer because people are dying after drinking it.
Speaking of them, here’s more info on the scourge of booze-stinky hand sanitizers: It’s easier than ever to make hand sanitizer. But eased restrictions have come with consequences.
Amanda Mull continues to see into our souls: After the Pandemic, the Office Dress Code Should Never Come Back.
Question I’ve found myself asking often during this here shelter in place: How The Heck Am I Waking Up With A Headache? TL;DR, we’re either super sick or just overworked and not sleeping during said pandemic.
And finally, an infinite amount of thanks to Friend of the Missive Daniel for sharing the delightful story of Cesar the No Drama protest-attending Llama who lowers the blood pressures of protestors and law enforcement alike. And as fellow FotM Tre said after I hurriedly texted the story to her and other people in my life I knew needed some camel-family day brightening, here’s to hoping that in 50 years, Odd Salon is doing a talk on Cesar (As Tre wrote to me, “So there he was surrounded by hundred of masked protesters, in the middle of a pandemic, facing down federal agents for a tyrant one-term president, as Caesar was chill as f!ck. Because he was… the No Drama Llama.”) CESAR, WE SALUTE YOU!
Y’all are lovely. Be kind to each other, and wear your darned masks.