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Good morning! So Trump warned Russia via tweet to “get ready” for a military strike in Syria? I’m sure this has absolutely nothing to do with the FBI raiding the New York offices of his lawyer Michael Cohen? Nope, not at all. So happy we have a petulant sociopath as a president. 2018 is super.

Mr. Zuckerberg went to Washington. And as Emily Stewart at Vox points out, Lawmakers seem confused about what Facebook does — and how to fix it. Also, I can add to my list of stress nightmares having hearing prep notes for a client photographed by the press. Another one is if Bert and Ernie discovering a mummy in Egypt. True story.

Today, in allegedly garbage humans: Former "Silicon Valley" Star T.J. Miller Has Been Charged With Making A Fake Bomb Threat On A Train. It is alleged that he called the cops on a woman with whom he’d had a screaming match because his was loud on his phone. Which is to say, fuck this guy if he caused “926 hours” of “combined delays” on Amtrak, and double fuck this guy if he allegedly did it because someone got mad at him for talking on his phone. THE QUIET CAR IS SACRED, YOU MONSTER. Also, TJ Miller has always been allegedly awful.

Also, ‘The Simpson’s’ had a shitty response to the questions asked by the recent documentary “The Problem with Apu.” And it was especially gross considering the assertion that everyone asking the questions were just too damned politically correct was delivered by the show’s eternal social justice warrior and the possible template for my personal existence Lisa.

And finally, ahead of the most important reunion in musical history, YouGov did a poll of Spice Girl fans, and it is fantastic. Of note: Baby Spice is the most popular, and Ginger Spice’s fans are mostly. I’m not ashamed to say it: clickbait polls like this are what I want, what I really, really want. Don’t @ me.

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