Words, words, everywhere, and not a drop to edit.
Short one today, my darlings!
Today in obviously: Finally! Science proves that Canadians are way more polite than Americans.
And speaking of Canadians, Hudson's Bay confirmed reports that they acquired Gilt Group for a price far lower than their last valuation - and, indeed, lower than their total funding to date. Cue the Unicorn funeral march.
Did you read Sean Penn’s 10,000 word ‘interview’ of Sinaloa cartel leader El Chapo? As Gawker so helpfully points out, it is basically the worst. Look, I’m not a journalist so I won’t pretend I could do much better, but "We ordered sake and indulged the kind of operating-room humor that might displace our imperfectly scientific concerns”? Hoo boy.
And finally, if you want to see an article debate itself through updates, check out Recode’s overview of garbage person Milo Yiannopoulos’s loss of his twitter check mark.
See you tomorrow 😃