Would You Like To Hear My Pitch For A Tiny Avian Haberdashery?
Darlings, it’s the 11th of December and this is the only the fourth Missive I’ve sent this month. Please attribute my flakiness to an ultra-busy work schedule coupled with my secret life of crime fighting. There are only so many hours in the day to workshop campaign language AND carry out politely-masked vigilante justice.
To the internet!
Headline I had to read twice: Someone Has Attached Tiny Cowboy Hats To Pigeons In Las Vegas. To be clear, they may have been glued on, and if that’s the case, BOOOO to the human that glues anything to an animal, but let me be the first to say that if I ever need to avoid a conviction by blaming my actions on the voice of an animal, you’d better believe it’s gonna be a pigeon in a tiny cowboy hat.
Looking for an abridged version of why the Ottoman Empire fell? Of course you are, you read this Missive, don’t you?
Oracle is moving it’s big conference from SF to Las Vegas. The SF Travel Association said in an email that “Oracle stated that their attendee feedback was that San Francisco hotel rates are too high… Poor street conditions was another reason why they made this difficult decision.” This will cost San Francisco 65M a year.
Once again, pour one out for Facebook’s PR team: Facebook promised transparency on political ads. Its system crashed days before the UK election. Because RIP their weekends and sanities.
And finally, the creator of the mass murdering Marvel villain Thanos is not pleased that the Trump campaign released a video comparing POTUS with the character that attempted “to destroy all life in the universe.”
That’s it for this morning. You’re swell.