Darlings! It’s now October, which means it’s #squadgourd season / #spookyhalloween season, depending on which My Favorite Murder trope you throw your support behind. Let this be our seasonal reminder that a) I love horror movies but have to watch them on my laptop in broad daylight, with closed captioning on and Wikipedia in front of me so I don’t get scared by plot points, and b) if you try and scare me IRL like in a haunted house, it’s likely I will punch you in your pranking face and burst into tears. So don’t do that, kay?
Get In Dorks, It's Corduroy Season.
Get In Dorks, It's Corduroy Season.
Get In Dorks, It's Corduroy Season.
Darlings! It’s now October, which means it’s #squadgourd season / #spookyhalloween season, depending on which My Favorite Murder trope you throw your support behind. Let this be our seasonal reminder that a) I love horror movies but have to watch them on my laptop in broad daylight, with closed captioning on and Wikipedia in front of me so I don’t get scared by plot points, and b) if you try and scare me IRL like in a haunted house, it’s likely I will punch you in your pranking face and burst into tears. So don’t do that, kay?